switchkitty78: (Default)
I just found a gray hair. Normally I'd be all kinda squee about that, as I think gray is sexy as hell. Problem is I found it in my crotch.

Not sure whether to be amused or horrified. Leaning toward amused.
switchkitty78: (Anthy)
  • on rag.

  • a couple days out from shaving down the ladybits. Stubbly and itchy.

  • m.pornhub.com went mostly subscription a couple days ago. Now have to find another source of free ipod porn, because damn it free porn is one of my unalienable rights as a citizen of these here Internets.

  • my room reeks like buttercream frosting because Kittyboy left the lid off the Tasty Twist the other day. Which normally is a good thing except I've been craving actual cake something fierce anyway.

  • want to beat someone's ass black and blue.

  • want new toys, can't afford new toys.

  • stressed out about life the universe and everything and as such want to fuck everything in sight.


Phooey.
switchkitty78: (purple ass)
I can't say that the carpet matches the drapes right now, considering braiding my pubic hair with yarn would be weird, not to mention after a while gross, lol. But I can say that I don't have much of a carpet anymore... More like a tastefully placed area rug. The rest of the downstairs is rather decadently bare.

Gotta love breaking in fresh razors. :)

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