switchkitty78: (purple ass)
Aw, missed steak and BJ day this year. Yes, I'm actually sad about that. Red meat and oral sex sound like a perfect day to me.

For a lark and after a tangentially related conversation with KB, I reread Kushiel's Dart. This did nothing for my desire to beat someone bruisy. Neither is the fact that I found my 18" wooden ruler last night.

Last night after fucking my ass sweet and slow, Kittyboy mischievously pointed out that he always fists me when I come home from NY. "Just giving you something to look forward to." Damn him.

No progress made on venturing forth to wmpe events. We'll see about the main wmpetng munch.

I'm sure I have to wait in a line that wraps around the country several times, but I have this insane desire to do wonderfully awful things to Rachel Maddow in a significant state of undress. Painfully intelligent dark haired/dark eyed women kinda make me weak in the knees.

I really really REALLY need a new Wahl coil. And some drip candles. And Slippery stuff. And maybe one of those rock and roll vibes that light up. It'd be like Studio 54 all up in my junk. And a celebrator. And one (okay two) of these floggers. Sigh. One of these days I will have a toy budget again. One of these days.
switchkitty78: (lovecats)
I just drunk posted $normaljournal.

I left out the detail where I was dancing around my room belting out Avenged Sevenfold, using The Beast as my microphone.

Because damn it, everyone needs to get drunk and sing into their dildoes.



Mar. 16th, 2010 07:09 pm
switchkitty78: (Default)
Why are all the cute curvy pain sluts taken? Grrrrr. Ran into an acquaintance today that's got my wanting to lovingly bruise up a happily willing girl on like whoa. That whole taken thing though. Which is sad cause I already know she passed whatever arbitrary standards Kittyboy has. Ah well. We have an agreement to hang sometime, and I'll just have to keep my desire to nibble on her at bay.

In other news, I think I accidentally observed Steak&Blowjob day yesterday, lol. Because there WAS some damn delicious steak (nothing makes me want to jump Kittyboy than watching him wreak delicious havoc in the kitchen). And later on I got the impish urge to dive under his desk while he was all sitter i Venten och spelar lite DotA LoL and supply the blow job. Which is not at all unlike giving someone head while they're on the phone, except Vent has push to talk so it's not THAT much of a challenge to keep your breathing/voice normal. But yeah. Fun times there.

Pfil's Athena's package arrived and had an extra box of samples, so I now have a little bottle of rather aggressively strawberry lube (they really don't fuck around with the flavor/fragrances, btw - my coochie was still giving off eau de buttercream 24 hours after we used it and that was after a shower even) and a bottle of something amusingly named "Happy Penis" which we were introduced to at the Athena's party (banana splilt flavored, allegedly). I'm sure both will find uses, specially since I've been jonesing for a good hard fisting lately.... >:)

seriously though if anyone has any spare cute curvy pain sluts, do send them my way plzkthx.


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