Things That Are Annoying, sexxytimes edition

• on rag.
  
  
• a couple days out from shaving down the ladybits. Stubbly and itchy.
  
  
• m.pornhub.com went mostly subscription a couple days ago. Now have to find another source of free ipod porn, because damn it free porn is one of my unalienable rights as a citizen of these here Internets.
  
  
• my room reeks like buttercream frosting because Kittyboy left the lid off the Tasty Twist the other day. Which normally is a good thing except I've been craving actual cake something fierce anyway.
  
  
• want to beat someone's ass black and blue.
  
  
• want new toys, can't afford new toys.
  
  
• stressed out about life the universe and everything and as such want to fuck everything in sight.

Phooey.